tHiS is 2 fuNnY.. LoL.. O M GeE!

Bob just told me about Skidmore Unofficial and I'm doing that silent laughing thing considering I'm in a quiet room full of strangers, but it's really hard to not laugh audibly right now. This new Skidmore blog/message board site is full of quality quotes. I have to repost a few here.

On Girl Talk and my former radio station:
"I guess I didn't get Girl Talk. He's nothing but a DJ who plays a bunch of songs all at once and the only difference between him and the Skidmore radio DJ's is Girl Talk does it on purpose".

On STDs and stupidity:
Girl: "You can get herpies [herpes, morons] from kissing someone? How's that possible? It's an STD"
Boy: "Yeah, he got it from kissing a girl"
Girl: "Oh okay, that's fine, I haven't kissed any girls"

On laundry and true love. Also, on drugs:
"i just opened my dryer in front of you, causing all of my laundry to spill to the floor, you snorted (so hottt) and and then suggested i use fabric softener. i really felt something between us, but its possible that i'm just really really high. i was wondering if you want to meet at taco bell in like 20 minutes. my treat?"

On "my roommate...":
"loves Creed"
"masturbates for a long time"
"and insists I watch"
"and MADE me watch"
"plays tricks on me with her universal remote"
"plucks at my towel with her tweezers and pulls out the threads, freak.."
"has an open case of vaseline next to her bed.."
"is stingy with his medicinals and need to chill the fuck out about it cause honestly, this is a community and it's not like I wasn't perfectly generous...whatever"
"beatboxes"

On themes for parties:
"pretzel party. everyone brings their favorite pretzel."
"sock party... my mom used to throw them when i was little. everyone can wear their favorite pair of socks! its a blast"
"birthday party"
"american socialist party"
"an alcohol party"
"not in the dorms, yo" (In response to above... Narc)
"get old school and do a toga party. it's only appropraite. (it being saraTOGA and all.)" (Mindblowing)
"third eye blind party"
"CEOs and their respectable, close to retirement, reserved secretaries."