Weekend Update

These are the things that made my otherwise shitty week a little better:

I felt smarter than some people I know because I got why the new Britney song "If U Seek Amy" is so controversial. Or maybe that just means I have a dirtier mind.

I joined a gym.

I finished Season 1 of Heroes.

I saw my friend's band play a sold-out show at Schubas and found out they will be playing Pitchfork this summer. I also saw a lot of friends that night I hadn't seen in awhile.

I poured a bag of peanut M&Ms into a bowl of popcorn and called it dinner one night.

I had fun with my coworkers on Friday night.

I watched the Parent Trap (LiLo version, obviously).

I bought a beautiful dress for a third of its original price. Birthday outfit!

I am no longer friends with my mom on Facebook.